July 17, 2019
by Karl Bickerstaff
We are confident that you have all heard of our unofficial sponsor The Hrothgarian Chronicle. If you haven’t, shame on you. It is a weekly newspaper with a weekly printing of 1 copy per week, and it features all the features that you would expect from a weekly newspaper, such as a weather forecast (for the day previous to its printing), book excerpts, cartoons, and a section called “Ask Anonymous,” which is fairly self-explanitory.
Well, we have just received word from The Hrothgarian Chronicle that they now have a website, where those not fortunate enough to be at the location of the 1 weekly printing’s distribution may read a majority of the articles. The website features headlines, a vault where you can browse all the issues of the Chronicle at your leisure, and a category page for viewing stuff by category. You can view this site at thehrothgarianchronicle.netlify.com.
As always, thank you for taking the time to read this absurd little announcement,
Karl Bickerstaff